5x5- Fallen idols

Canton, Ohio

 

Wr. Julie Siege

Dr. James L. Conway

 

 

 

_Okay, baby. I'm not gonna hurt you so don't hurt me.

 

 

 

_Don't speak, all right? In fact, don't even look at her. She might not like it.

 

 

 

 

_She's not making any sense. And she's not making any sense in Spanish either.

_Consuelo Álvarez?

_Señora Álvarez, cálmese, por favor. Díganos lo que vio.

_Nice.

_Freshman spanish.

 

 

 

 

_That's what it look like.

_That is muchos loco.

_"Muy", not "muchos".

_The big question is, what the hell are they doing here?

 

 

 

_So first you drag me into town and now you're dragging me back out?

_You ain't steering this boat. Let's go, chop-chop.

 

 

 

_I hate to break it to you, sister, but you can't eat me. See, I'm not a Paris Hilton BBF. I've never even seen "House of wax".

 

 

 

_Not a word.

_Dude. You just got whaled on by Paris Hilton.

_Shut up.

 

 

 

_Hey. You wanna drive?

_You sure?

_Yeah. I could use a nap.